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一位新来美国的留学生向警察描述他所目击的车祸：
One car come, one car go, two car peng-peng, one car die.

一位自以为学有小成的小伙在街上不小心和一位老外撞了。 他想练习英语口语的机会来了:
小伙: I'm sorry !
老外: I'm sorry, too !
小伙: I'm sorry three !
老外: What are you sorry for ?!
小伙: I'm sorry five !

We two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿

How are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？

You don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up!
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

You have two down son。
你有两下子。

I give you face， you don't want face,you lose your face ,I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！

Know is know ,noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...

Watch Sister
表妹

American Chinese not enough
美中不足

Heart flower angry open
心花怒放

Go past, no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过

If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条

Go and look!
走着瞧！哈哈

Good good study,day day up!
好好学习，天天向上！

You ask me, I ask who？
你问我，我去问谁？"